SMELLS LIKE...

If you're bored in the grocery store check out Molson's "perfume ad" in men's health (yes, it smells like stale beer). 

QUOTE OF THE DAY

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
---Paul Merton

Roundup Naps More Than 1,000 Fugitives

THAT'S MY COLOR

From UPS's weblite: "Order Status: 'UPS, UPS brandmark, and the Color Brown are trademarks of United Parcel Service of America, Inc. All Rights Reserved."

CHRISTMAS IS OVER

Dean and I are almost done with the Swiss Colony 'basket-o-meat-and-cheeses' we got from his mom for Christmas. But we still have to figure out what to do with all the dried fruit.

SQUEZE

A coworker went to India for Christmas and came back with presents for the office. She gave me this really cool shirt. Too bad it's too small.

Lumberjack Online - Light up kids: Smoking is cool!: "'Smoking' is an action verb. The smoker is always acting."