Roundup Naps More Than 1,000 Fugitives

THAT'S MY COLOR

From UPS's weblite: "Order Status: 'UPS, UPS brandmark, and the Color Brown are trademarks of United Parcel Service of America, Inc. All Rights Reserved."

CHRISTMAS IS OVER

Dean and I are almost done with the Swiss Colony 'basket-o-meat-and-cheeses' we got from his mom for Christmas. But we still have to figure out what to do with all the dried fruit.

SQUEZE

A coworker went to India for Christmas and came back with presents for the office. She gave me this really cool shirt. Too bad it's too small.

Lumberjack Online - Light up kids: Smoking is cool!: "'Smoking' is an action verb. The smoker is always acting."

SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME...

Well, the great Charlie's "Minor Experiment" is over. Seems keeping them from drinking in the club was harder than they anticipated. Not that you could blame 'em... If I had to pay ten bucks to get into a club I'll be damned if I'm gonna sip soda.

FREE CANDY

Behold the bottomless basket of Jolly Ranchers. One of the Docs just keeps piling the stuff into the basket. The Christmas season has finally begun! 

Oscar Levant
Quotes of the Day: ""I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.""

Unknown
Quotes of the Day: ""Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.""

Anonymous
Quotes of the Day: ""Write a wise saying and your name will live forever""

Putt's Law
Quotes of the Day: ""Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.""

Albert Einstein
Quotes of the Day: ""You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.""

CNN.com - Judge bars DiSpirito from Rocco's - Jul 27, 2004
Daayammm!!

Just found out that yesterday Rosie cancelled the root canal she had scheduled for today. Can't wait to hear why.

The Salvation Army was supposed to pick up the car yesterday. It's still in the lot this morning. Of course, so is the other car that the complex was supposed to tow. Must have been a good party somewhere in town.

Panic spreads in Nigeria over cell phone numbers rumoured to cause death
FARK: "(CNEWS)"And I thought email spam was bad.

Quentin Crisp
Quotes of the Day: ""If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.""

Our old car (88 Ford Probe) has been sitting in the parking lot for awhile now just rusting away. Dean go a notice from the complex that it needs to be registered or they'll tow it away. Drop dead date for that is tomorrow. He's been working (slowly) on getting somebody to buy/tow the thing for a couple of weeks but the car's so old no one wants to deal with it. I say just let 'em tow the damn thing and get rid of it. But he just cant throw anything out.

test too

CNN.com - Ridge says al Qaeda planning attack - Jul 8, 2004: "U.S. officials have no precise knowledge of the time, place or method of attack..."Is anybody even listening to these guys anymore?